About us
Est. 2023
We are a local family owned and operated business that has a passion for making unique wood products. This all started out with a homemade set of cornhole boards that was inspired by a TikTok video. Once the finished project was posted online quickly people started asking for one of their own. After about 40 sets being made, we expanded into the cutting board and cribbage board market. Then started some rough cabinetry for a kitchen island. Suddenly one day i was asked to make a table top, from then the rest is history!
We are located just outside the city of Wisconsin Rapids, WI.
Present Day
We have now grown into our specialty of making hardwood furniture. We have primarily been making tables and countertops of all varieties. No project is too big or small, message us with your custom creation to get started!
Wrap Party
You did it! Even though the Singularity is infinite, there will be a Warp Party to gather with all the friends you’ve made on your journey.
Sand
This is your chance to take home a piece of the Singularity! Join us on an expedition to bottle up the sand on the event horizon for our permanent collections.
The tours will be led by experts in the field, leading us down a winding trail full of discourse on the upcoming unforeseeable changes to human civilization.
Infinity Meet and Greet
Slip into the Singularity with one of our signature Infinite Cocktails, while you’re whisked away by the hypothetical future sounds of irreversible technological progress.
As day turns to night and time collapses in on itself, a wide collection of gourmet food trucks will be available to delight even the most spherical palate.